Worst topping ever.
According to KEYE TV, a customer saw this kid, Austin Michael Symonds, rubbing his balls on his pizza when he entered the Georgetown Papa Murphy's store.
Williamson County Sheriff's Office / Via keyetv.com
He asked Symonds his age, and when he responded with 18 he stated, "So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone's pizza." Symonds responded by saying, "Yes."
The Smoking Gun has obtained a copy of the felony complaint.
It also points out the pizza in question was a stuffed pineapple, Canadian bacon and extra cheese, in case you were wondering.
The teen has apparently been freed after posting a $10,000 bail. You'll be stunned to hear he's also been fired from his job.
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