You might want to call home and start explaining. Big thanks to the all-knowing parents (and aunts and uncles) in this Reddit thread .
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My wife was changing my 9-year-old son's sheets when she called me upstairs. He had 10 ripped pages from the women's bra and underwear section from the Sears catalogue. He had stuffed the pages between the bedspring and mattress. There was writing on the pages like "cool" and "rocket launchers" beside the model's breast. The wife and I had a good laugh.
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He dances non-stop. If there is a mirror present even better. I waited 15 minutes outside a public restroom while this child entertained himself in front of a mirror. I know because he was out of breath and sweaty when he came out. He was alone and he's 6. I catch him dancing ALL the time but he plays it off like he was just about to leave the room. If he's naked and there's a mirror... Forget about it.
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